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'Who is a lamer?' website presents a list of qualities associated with lamers on Internet, with recommendations on how to avoid being judged lame.
The growing database contains 162 lamer definitions and its continuously seeking new and unique lamer definitions.
Lamer Definitions
21. You use someone elses nick to get their messages and to deceive his/her friends.
22. You list your ICQ number (UIN) in your whois.
23. Your user id is the word "f*ck".
24. You get kicked 10 seconds after joining a channel.
25. You sit there and try to talk to the bot.
26. You say "Press 2 times CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue".
27. In Romania, a lamer is considered the Internet Relay Chat user who is using bad words and also the users that in their vocabulary have only the words for swearing.
28. You're a lamer if you go into any room and ask does anyone in here have a computer?
29. Lamer is a jargon for a hopelessly clueless luser.
30. A lamer is one who scams codes off others rather than doing cracks or really understanding the undamental concepts.
31. You are a lamer if you join the helpdesk then ask how to join a channel.
32. A lamer uses a lot of colours, has multiple usernames, always asks for access or ops, stays on a channel only for access/op, falls in love on Internet Relay Chat.
33. Only lamers use his team's name as a nick.
34. Only lamers talk about hackin in public places.
35. Only a lamer insist on refusing that he is not a lamer.
36. You're even more lame if you don't understand why you are lame.
37. You are a lamer if you have sent your definition here.
38. You are a lamer if you born as a lamer.
39. Lamer is a jargon or slang name applied to individuals thought to be lacking in maturity, social skills, or intelligence.
40. You're a lamer if you disobey channel rules and/or normal rules of etiquette.
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