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Lamer Definitions
41. A lamer is a person who talk to some ircops to be friend because the lamer is alone and looser !
42. Lamer is someone who calls others a "Lamer".
43. You repeat because nobody responds in 3 seconds.
You repeat because nobody responds in 3 seconds.
44. A lamer is someone who comes into a help channel and says "help" but no specific question follows.
45. A lamer is someone who is making lots of bots and psybnc-s on his channel and call that channel "full of users".
46. A lamer is someone who has no idea what the acronym "LOL" means (Laughing Out Loud), and thinks that "loooooooooooooool" (any number of "o"s, generally more than 3) means laughing harder than "lol". Of course, adding a "z" at the end, like "loooooooooooooolz", will not only make him a lamer but also a complete idiot.
47. A lamer is someone who joins a channel only to idle.
48. A lamer is a person who deny all that written here are untrue!
49. You're a lamer if you introduce sexually oriented topic at the main room and then gets a cheap hard-on.
50. A lamer is somebody who joins a volunteer help channel and demands that their question is answered immediately.
51. A LM3R IS SOM3ODY WHO TALKS LIK3 THIS !!!!!!!!1111!!!! LOL
52. You are lamer if you have nicknames following these formulas;
*something*666
cute*something*
gothic*something*
sexy*something*
*something*m-22 ( m can be altered to "f" , and 22 can be replaced with any number indicating the age of the lamer )
53. You are a lamer if you seek friendship or love on the mIRC.
54. You are a lamer if you insert the word "f*cking" whenever you wanna talk about something i.e. "I f*cking went for shopping today, it was so f*cking cool, but I f*cking didn't have much f*cking money in my f*cking wallet!"
55. You are a lamer if you try to build a certain reputation in mIRC channels either being too good, either being too evil.
56. You are a lamer when you seek to entertain people in mIRC channels in order to get a lol.
57. You are a lamer if you try to be a philosopher in mIRC channels, trying to impress people with your nerd-ism.
58. You are a lamer if you confuse mIRC with IRC.
59. You are lamer when the only client you know is mIRC.
60. You are lamer if you think that all users of linux are hackers.
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