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'Who is a lamer?' website presents a list of qualities associated with lamers on Internet, with recommendations on how to avoid being judged lame.
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Lamer Definitions
81. You are lamer if you want to fight with flood bots against IRCops :) (You can't have so many proxies, many as he can write /kline)
82. You are lamer if you always find a free shell account or bouncers
83. You are a lamer if you do 'Thanks for op $nick' when you get op. You are extra lamer if you use color to thank for op.
84. A lamer is someone which always tries to get a hold of nicknames like WinMech or Eggdrop, just to make others think he is a bot and someone will op him.
85. A Lamer is the one who sends you "you're the 444 i've seen kicked" msg after you're getting kicked...
86. Lamer send "Pls come back 2 da chan" message after your part.
87. A Lamer always! always! ask to ask.
88. A lamer is someone who uses autospamming scripts, like awayscripts that send messages to channels every N'th minute telling your away. This could be any kind of script not only awayscripts.
89. You are a lamer when you think that INTERNET means IRC.
90. A lamer is somebody who confuses between DOS (Disk Operating System) and DoS (Denial of Service).
91. You are a lamer if you take an open source software and change or modify it's copyrights.
92. You are a lamer if you hate Micro$oft just because "real" hackers do.
93. You are a lamer if you don't submit your lamer definition here.
94. You are a lamer if you open a hosting company and you don't know how to install linux.
95. You are lamer if you don't give credit to the real creater.
96. Only lamers can talk about lamers..
97. You are a lamer if you leave message like this in guestbooks!
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98. Lamers. -> Lamus Disgusticus. Species found primarily in IRC channels. Greatest level of activity when sub mature. Repeatedly asks dumb questions such a/s/l. Floods when bored. Advanced individuals may use nuke programs to increase level of annoyance.
99. You are a lamer if you speak your language in Foreign Chat rooms.. Like "Var mi lan bana yan bakan?" :D
100. You are a lamer when you use connect using two different nick and chat to yourself! You are even more lame when you scold the other you.
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