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'Who is a lamer?' website presents a list of qualities associated with lamers on Internet, with recommendations on how to avoid being judged lame.
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Lamer Definitions
101. You are extreme lame when you don't dare to tell channels owner your grudge with them but send drones to attack it, you even more freaking extremely lame when you cause other people that might connect through your userhost to glined, you are most lame when you use drone to cause people's channel to be off limit or their nick to be poisoned.
102. Lamer is a person who don't know what a computer is, and he thinks that he's a "Queen" of computers, for example, he decompiles the programs, copy-pastes the codes in "his" programs, and says that there're his codes.
103. Lamer is someone who steals other peoples ideas and says that he thought them up
Example: If someone thinks up a definition about a lamer and tells it to a friend and then his friend says that he made it up.
104. You are lamer if you push on the virus links, even if you know, that it is virus.
105. A lamer is the one who thanks for given OP status "thanks for the op $nick" and he's extra lamer if his script adds an advertisement (with colours obviously): "thanks for the op $nick [elite script 2005 pro edition]"
106. You are a lamer if you join a help channel and then leave your computer.
107. You are a lamer if you join a channel with topic in a language other than your own and you still talk in your native tongue.
108. A Young Student, which goes to internet cafes after school, pays with his school alloowance, and try to hack people :D
109. You are a lamer if you join #help and play ping pong with yourself, like this
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110. If you format your pc once a week you are a lamer
111. A lamer is a person who download all the things about linux, screensavers, icons, manuals, irc soft, but it's running Win9X, and Say, Im a linux registered user #34XXXX
112. youarelameisyouliketotypewithoutyourspacebartoconfusedpeopleomfg .. @_@
113. A lamer is a person who wants to impress people on IRC, ICQ, Messenger, etc. by publishing these definitions so people will think "damn... he's right" without knowing about this website.
114. Your a lamer when you made this webpage of definition of lamers and did not even do it in proper english!
115. You are a lamer if you know what a lamer is. :)
116. Lamers always spells 'lamer' as 'lammer'.
117. Lamer is the the one that calls himself a "hacker", hackers have no relation with IRC, they stay underground.. we never see them, eh...
118. You are a lamer if your nick/hostmask is added on the akick list of the channel but you tried to join the channel anyway in search for revenge.
119. You are a lamer if you write on waffles with a marker...then copy the link to everyone in mIRC hoping to get a laugh out of someone
120. Lamers are people that run the root kit for you on their computer. ;)
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