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Lamer Definitions
141. You are a lamer if you believe that theft and copyright infringement are the same thing.
142. You are a lamer if your idea of compressing a file into a multivolume .RAR archive is to compress the initial file into a regular .RAR archive, then compress THAT into a multivolume archive.
143. You are a lamer if your nick name is Lamer.
144. If you read to the end of this, you are lamer. Well it's hard not to be one, so don't go around commiting suicide. It's lame also.
145. Lamer is one with dictionary consisting solely of: AFAIC, AFAIK, AFK, BRB, BTDT, BTW, BUAG, C/C, EOM, FTW, FWIW, FYI, HTH, IANAL, IIRC, IMHO, IMNSHO, IMO, IOW, l33t or 1337, LFG, LMAO, LOL, MOTAS, MOTOS, MOTSS, NG, n00b, OMG, OTOH, PWN, QQ, RL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, RTFM, SO, TLA, TTFN, FUBAR, SNAFU, TTYL, W/E, w00t, WFN, WTF, YMMH, YMMV.
146. Lamer is one who annoy other users on with scripts on IRC, and at same time don't know that he is doing that.
147. Lame person is one who do not know who was Nikola Tesla.
148. You are a lamer if you believe that all of these things have to be true and are now considering changing your MSN name to 'Lamer' as your new found nickname.
149. A lamer is whoever join every sex channel on every IRC network looking for nothing but cybersex.
150. You are lamer if you post the 150th definition of "lamer" 8-)
151. Lamer is one who attacks a non hostile person.
152. You are lamer if you post for the n-th time the definition of "lamer" as someone that joins an English channel and speaks his own language.
153. Aside all the rules above, an italian lamer can be recognized for the lack of english knowledge but still uses english word without knowing the meaning, and uses "k" instead of "ch" (same phonetic value). A complete retard uses "k" instead of "c" itself I.E.: "kar" instead of "car".
154. A lamer is someone who has not even the first clue of how to get a Linux computer to run the internet, even after asking everyone they know, from anywhere, including #Linux rooms on any given IRC network.
155. You are a lamer if you work as a Security Manager and in an interview with a new employee you keep asking him how can you be sure about open ports on windows workstation with netstat command. PS: Which you will never know /** rootKit **/
156. If you can't even use keyboard or mouse UR INFECTED BY LAST STAGE OF LAMERIsM
157. lamer = access denied
158. When you believe that using an user@admin.something.com makes you cool, just because it shows you're an "Admin"
159. You are a lamer if you go around saying "Wanna cyber?".
160. You are a lamer if you say books are stupid and ask people: "GIMME TEH CODEZ!"
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